Day 10: Our Penis, Who Art in Codpurse
[14:16] <DesertBell> Oh my god you guys don’t even know how good it is to be like, “FUCKDICKPUSSYSHITFUCK”
[14:16] <DesertBell> Because that kind of stuff just makes my extended family uncomfortable
[14:17] <DesertBell> And so while I’m like, “Dick jokes hahahaha” they’re like, “God has a plan”.
[14:17] <DesertBell> And for the record, the plan does not seem to include dick jokes.
[14:18] <Southpaw> A crappy plan
[14:19] <Southpaw> I’m sure god likes dick jokes
[14:20] <Southpaw> I mean, he made dicks and they’re funny-looking things
[14:19] <DesertBell> And yea, I say unto you: He who giveth dick jokes unto the least of my children, he also giveth dick jokes unto me.
[14:16] <DesertBell> Guys, they don’t understand why HAWP is funny. O.O
[14:17] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Wait, you showed them?
[14:17] <DesertBell> Yeah. That’s when I began to suspect there was no common ground.
[14:20] <Southpaw> HAHA OOPS, talking about dicks and standing outside in level 1 hazard
[14:20] <Southpaw> That would’ve been an embarrassing way to die
[14:21] <DesertBell> Only it didn’t happen. Clearly dick jokes are Jesus approved.
[14:21] <Southpaw> Blessed baby jesus saves again!
[14:23] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Clearly dick jokes were smiling on me
[14:23] <DesertBell> Dick jokes are our God now.
[14:23] <DesertBell> I’m glad it’s warm in hell, because I’m probably going to be spending some time there.
[14:22] <DesertBell> So… The “H” in Jesus H Christ… “Hackett”
[14:23] <Southpaw> GOOD HEAVENS (full of dicks)
[14:23] <DesertBell> How else would heaven be?
[14:24] <Southpaw> HAHAHA disturbing mental images
[14:24] <DesertBell> Wait, guys, if heaven is full of dicks, I think I just found Christ.
[14:24] == Seren-y-Gogledd changed the topic of #Chatroom to: Our Penis, who art in Codpurse
[14:24] <DesertBell> HAHAHAHA OMG FTW
[14:24] <Southpaw> *wheeze*
[14:27] <DesertBell> Hallowed be thy vein…
[14:31] <Southpaw> FUCKING KAIDAN GOT STUCK AND I DIED AGAIN
[14:31] <DesertBell> Next time try shooting things instead of fucking Kaidan
[14:31] <Southpaw> ……..
[14:31] <DesertBell> It’s counter-intuitive, I know,
[14:31] <Southpaw> IF ONLY
[14:31] <DesertBell> but sometimes it’s necessary
[14:31] <Southpaw> Would be a good way to go
[14:31] <DesertBell> The best
[14:32] <DesertBell> Would that be considered a drowning death?
[14:32] <DesertBell> Or smothering?
[14:32] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Out with a bang.
[14:32] <DesertBell> Blunt force trauma
[14:33] <DesertBell> “It looks like she was beat to death with some sort of… hose.”
[14:33] <DesertBell> “Strangely, some of these wounds are almost healed already.”
[14:34] <Southpaw> HAHAHAHA stop making me laugh, I can’t focus.
[14:34] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Just going to see the guy down below about getting rid of my junk
[14:35] <DesertBell> I have no junk. I have to keep turning it into omnigel because I suck at decryption
[14:37] <DesertBell> I’m always like, “IT SAYS B! *presses x*
[14:37] <Seren-y-Gogledd> I have 200,130 credits and 80 omnigel
[14:37] <DesertBell> Nearly 80,000
[14:37] <DesertBell> and 7 omni gels
[14:38] <DesertBell> I fail at pretend economies.