Day 3: Being a Ninja has its Downside
[13:49] <DesertBell> Who’s first?
[13:49] <Southpaw> Haha, I am
[13:49] <Southpaw> Alwayssss
[13:49] <Southpaw> (silly dice)
[13:50] <Seren-y-Gogledd> I ship you/dice.
Still talking to the humans hiding out in the plague zone; :
[13:52] <DesertBell> COLORS
[13:52] <Southpaw> YUS
[13:52] <Southpaw> –you don’t trust Mordin?
[13:53] <DesertBell> Hah. The dice are like, “Fuck your colors.”
[13:53] <Southpaw> My dice are pure neutral
[13:53] <Southpaw> HAH as if
[13:54] <Southpaw> You can fix the erroneous ways of my dice if you want, I guess
[13:55] <DesertBell> No. the dice are all powerful.
DesertBell Ninjas the end of the conversation:
[13:55] <Seren-y-Gogledd> –You should (still) go to the clinic (even though you’re a racist douche)
[13:55] <DesertBell> Woops, I goodbyed
[13:55] <Southpaw> …
[13:55] <Southpaw> :D
[13:55] <Southpaw> we’re off to a fine start
[13:56] <DesertBell> lol Out of practice
[13:56] <DesertBell> We are failing hard
[13:56] == Seren-y-Gogledd changed the topic of #chatroom to: Being a ninja has its downsides.
[13:56] <Southpaw> *slow clap*
[13:58] <Seren-y-Gogledd> First time I played: “Phew, not an escort mission”
[14:04] <Southpaw> Oh fuck, ded
[14:04] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Oops, dead
[14:05] <Southpaw> Deadjad!
[14:05] <DesertBell> Not dead.
[14:05] <DesertBell> Not even close to maybe being a little dead.
[14:06] <DesertBell> *waits patiently*
Talking to the Looters
[14:15] <Seren-y-Gogledd> –I don’t like looters (unless they’re me)
[14:15] <DesertBell> Stealing from the dead. That’s pretty low. (Unless you’re me.)
[14:15] <Southpaw> Less stuff for us to loot
[14:15] <DesertBell> Also, dead scientists are fair game
[14:15] <Southpaw> totally.
[14:16] <DesertBell> The dice don’t like looters
[14:16] <Southpaw> greedy
[14:17] <Seren-y-Gogledd> –I’m looking for someone
[14:17] <DesertBell> He has to like sunsets, long walks on the beach…
[14:17] <DesertBell> “I’m looking for someone. Have you heard of Kaidan Alenko?”
[14:20] <Southpaw> Clinic!
[14:20] <DesertBell> Clinic
[14:20] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Back at the clinic!
[14:20] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Heh, that was like an advertising jingle for Mordin’s clinic
[14:21] <DesertBell> It would be the commercial during the television premiere of “They Came From Over There”.
[14:22] <Seren-y-Gogledd> “Look on the extranet, Keyword Docnevershutsup”
[14:31] <Southpaw> Shot a krogan with a missile
[14:31] <Southpaw> Because I don’t wanna die
[14:31] <DesertBell> Just shot Jacob in the back of the head. I wish I could say I was sorry.
[14:32] <Seren-y-Gogledd> Not even about wasting the ammo?
[14:33] <Southpaw> Apparently you can get a krogan to stay still if you shoot it in the face enough times.
Seren-y-Gogledd surprises everyone by choosing a brutal Renegade option and shooting some Batarians.
[14:39] <Seren-y-Gogledd> –No, I can’t trust you
[14:39] <DesertBell> Daaamn
[14:39] <Southpaw> :o
[14:39] <Southpaw> OMG
[14:39] <DesertBell> I thought you were are resident paragon!
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